Not man enough

(A female validation story)

I sit next to a woman.

You are not man enough if you don’t say hi. Then I say hi.

You are not man enough if you don’t have a long conversation with her. Then I ask her about herself and more.

You are not man enough if you don’t make her laugh. Then I rack my brain for a joke or a punchline.

You are not man enough if you don’t ask for her number. Then I ask for her number and she rejects me.

Now you are not man enough because she rejected you.

What a loser!